I had to go to this company for a small 6 month project. My University has a reputation of being the birth place for models, actors and delinquents. So as soon as I mention its name people are asking questions like 'Whats your favorite drink? Which party did you attend recently? How many guys are you dating?'. I get treated like royalty at times and people expect me to have all kinds of weird gossip. We're three of us doing the project here.As soon as someone tries to talk to us they break out into this awkward wanna-be lingo (that they probably think is common in my university.) So its like they're trying to speak the 'college language' which is very weird.
I got called 'dude' by a guy. DUDE. (which made me wonder whether I was dressing right)
I got a lot of babes, a lot of 'hey girl'. I even got a Bro once.
The vocabulary is filled with 'sup', 'legendary','awesome' and 'rad'.
People show us the 'rock hands' \m/ way too often.
Its like working with Knock-off Barney Stinsons.
*where is my wine when I need it the most*
I got called 'dude' by a guy. DUDE. (which made me wonder whether I was dressing right)
I got a lot of babes, a lot of 'hey girl'. I even got a Bro once.
The vocabulary is filled with 'sup', 'legendary','awesome' and 'rad'.
People show us the 'rock hands' \m/ way too often.
Its like working with Knock-off Barney Stinsons.
*where is my wine when I need it the most*
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